This is me when I built a miniature Tesla Coil and stuck it up my nose. I spent the day zapping people.

This is me when my computer blew up. Boy, was I freaked!

This is me two weeks after I fell into the barrel of toxic waste. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

This is me the morning my sister stretched my nose while I was sleeping.

This is me after I found out she did it.

This is my sister. I forgot to turn the sink off when I shot the picture, though.

This is me being swallowed into another dimension. If you have seen me or have information leading to my whereabouts, please call 555-4445.

This is my Uncle Osmosis. Enough said.

This is me when they told me it was my birthday. Yay!

This is me when the cameraman cut the cheese really bad.