Contents

Contents:

The One Sentence Story

He Sensed Senselessness

Lovely Digitally Edited Pictures

G'Bye

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Crap to make my webpage seem big (sung to the tune of "Turkey in the Dell"):

I was walking in the forest for no reason I recall,

When I walked into a clearing for a another mini-mall.

But who gives a shaven monkey? I had zero time to stall.

I continued on the quest that I no longer can recall.

I was walking in the forest for no reason I recall,

When a dozen flying midgets started playing basketball.

But who gives a drunken chipmunk? Not a soul last time I checked.

I continued on the quest that I no longer recollect.

What was I thinking? Why was I there?

Why do I so obsessively care?

I remember each part I can bear

Every solitary one except the reason I was there.

I was walking through the forest for no reason I recall.

When two packs of hungry hamster trainers got into a brawl.

But who gives a rotten goose egg? I would leave with ample bliss.

I continued on the quest that I may never reminisce.

I was getting pretty close to where my mind was set to go,

And whatever that it is I absolutely do not know!

But who gives a severed elbow? I WOULD IF I HAD A SAW!

But I don’t and that’s the problem. My whole story has a flaw.

Gotta remember. Gotta recall.

Why from my mind did this detail fall?

I would go to school in my underwear

For a tiny retrospection of the reason I was there.

I was several feet away from my forgotten destination

When a band of Grammy prowlers started getting constipation.

But who gives a rabid cheesewiz, not a single man at all,

I had reached the destination I no longer can recall.

Now I’m sitting here thinking like a lonely renegade,

While I'm singing like a freako in the freako-song parade.

Hey, but wait a darned ol’ minute! I remember! Now it’s clear!

Just to sing this stupid number is the reason I am here!

Hey!